Why Men Are Never Depressed

Posted (binsar) in Article, Love on December-17-2007

This is an article I got on my Facebook comment, i thought it is worth reading. Well, actually they were in two posts but why not putting them together. However, I dont know who wrote this… so I cannot mention their names. Too bad tough… they were nice articles

Why Men Are Never Depressed?

Men Are Just Happier People – Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another nack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white -shirt to the pool/water park. You can wear NO shirt. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to  drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just…? You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars and bottles. You get extra “credit” for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with clippers. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 people on December 24th, in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

Now, what about girls?

When a GIRL is quiet … millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing … she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions … she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers ” I’m fine ” after a few seconds … she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you … she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest … she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday… she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says ” I love you ” … she means it. When a GIRL says ” I miss you ” … no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person …. Find a guy … who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who … kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns to his friends and says, ” That’s her!! “

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Comments:

nyit-nyit on January 5th, 2008 at 4:39 am #

rumitnya jadi wanita …
makanya gw ga pernah mau pacaran sama wanita, xixixixiixix ….

binsar on January 9th, 2008 at 4:57 am #

hahahahahaa :D:D
mmm… pantesan ama cowo yaaa hahahaa

diva on February 10th, 2008 at 8:39 am #

damn,,, why should I be a girl
wish I was born as a boy
just wish,,,

binsar on February 10th, 2008 at 8:50 pm #

diva, dont feel too bad, we envy you too hahaha

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